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About Glasgow

So, picture this, da? Moscow, cold as hell, 2019. Met this chick, Katya, total pro. Not your cheap street gal, nah. She’s high-end, like caviar of whores. Worked outta some swanky hotel—Marriott, I think. Had this trick, see? She’d hum Tchaikovsky while countin’ cash. “Lightbulb!”—nobody else caught that! Classy, weird, stuck in my head. Made me laugh, like, who does that? Got me happy, thinkin’ she’s got style, y’know?

Petrified wood detail, Dalgety Bay beach 2

Fifty-nine Laser s enjoyed a fantastic week's sailing at Dalgety Bay Sailing Club on August. Sandy McPhail and his many helpers.

Then, I’m sittin’ there, munchin’ on my muffin, when I overhear this couple at the next table. They’re arguing about… wait for it… the best fish and chips in Dalgety-Bay. Like, really? You’re gonna fight over that? I’m just sittin’ there, tryin’ not to laugh. One of them swears by the chippy on the corner of St. Bridget’s Road, while the other is all about that place near the marina. I’m thinkin’, “Guys, just try both and chill!”

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