Ava Dalserf Brothel ❤️

About Sheffield

Humor? Sure—brothels got “menus” like diners. “Special of the day,” ha! Makes me wanna puke. Sarcasm aside, they’re grim. Oldest one’s in Pompeii—still standin’, petrified hookers and all. History’s a sick bastard. I’m happy when I leave—fresh air beats stale sex stink any day. Exaggeratin’? Maybe. But I’d rather saw my leg off than stay.

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Classic Sex; Facesitting (give); Foot Fetish; Rimming (take); Girlfriend Experience (GFE). Wigton · St.-Helier · Bicester · Dalserf · Plumstead · Sale.

Anyway, I’m at the shop on Station Road, and it’s a typical morning. I’m slicin’ up some steaks, and my mate, Dave, pops in. He’s all like, “You hear about the new café on High Street?” I’m like, “Nah, what’s the scoop?” Turns out, they’re servin’ vegan haggis. I mean, c’mon! Who even thought that was a good idea? Haggis without meat? That’s like a fish and chips without the fish!

Dalserf Primary host successful autumn fair