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Dunno ‘bout you, but I’d pick a lass with grit—none o’ them airy-fairy types. “Witness me!” I’d cheer, if she nailed it. Oh, and the oils—lavender, sandalwood—smells like victory, like drivin’ through the Wasteland, wind in yer hair. Exaggeratin’? Maybe! But it’s bloody brill—leaves ya feelin’ alive, reborn, *redux et resurrectus*.

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After a bit, I finally get into the groove of makin’ stoves. I’m hammerin’ away, and it feels good. The smell of metal and fire, it’s like a symphony. But then, I hear this loud crash outside. I rush out, and there’s a seagull, like, the size of a small dog, just sittin’ on a car. It’s like it owns the place! I’m laughin’ so hard, I nearly forget about the stoves.

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