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Homer Simpson, violin guy, lovin’ it sloppy! Sexual-massage got me thinkin’—life’s short, why not? Maybe I’d craft a violin bow for it—nah, too kinky! D’oh! Ever tried it with lotion? Slippery as hell—almost broke my neck once! “The past is a knife”—yeah, past massages sucked, but now? Golden! Tell ya what, buddy, get a good one, you’ll see stars—better than donuts, even!

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Anyway, I’m back to my promo game. I’m chatting with this lovely lady, right? She’s all about supporting local businesses. We’re vibing, and then outta nowhere, it starts pouring! Like, seriously, it’s like the heavens opened up. I’m soaked, my flyers are ruined, and I’m standing there like a drowned rat. But hey, I’m not giving up! I whip out my phone and start posting on social media. “Rain or shine, Huddersfield supports local!” I’m thinking, “This’ll get some likes!”

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