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I got into it once, total accident – friend dragged me, said it’s “relaxin.” Relaxin, my ass! Felt like a king, then bam, awkward boner – hilarious! Little known fact? Old Rome had massage parlors, senators gettin frisky – true story! Makes ya wonder, huh? Nowadays, it’s all “professional,” but c’mon, that line’s blurry as hell. Got me happy – stress melts, who wouldn’t grin? But pissed too – shady spots rip ya off, $50 for ten mins? Bullshit!

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Now, lemme spill some tea: I once chatted with a couple at Maple Grove Lane. They were all shy and lovey-dovey, and as a sexologist, I could totally feel their sparks. Like, “Nolite te bastardes carborundorum”—yep, nonsense old saying from my head but it sticks sometimes. I always say if you feel love’s fluttering, just let it be. Crazy, right?

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