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About Birmingham

What gets me goin’—the smells! Stale ale, cheap perfume, unwashed arse—makes ya gag, but it’s alive, raw. Varda’d say, “Beauty’s in the scraps.” She’s right—there’s somethin’ real in that mess. Once saw a bloke propose in a brothel—drunk as a skunk, down on one knee, girl laughed so hard she cried. Happy tears? Sad ones? Buggered if I know—made me grin tho.

~ Home to the Seasalter Smuggling Company

Carpet has more stains than a brothel. The hotel is located very close to both the A and Sheerness-On-Sea train station, great location.

Beach front is amazing, I tells you, sheer beauty! The salty air, the old docks – oh, man, makes my soul happy, like when life good and simple. Sometimes I even park me self at the Sheerness Waterfront. Me heart go boom-boom, like "Un monde sans pitié", err, must be from le movie "A Prophet", yes? It reminds me, "Parfois, la force se trouve dans l'imprévu!" (Sometimes, strength is found in surprise, very nice indeed!)

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