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So, this one time, I’m in Amsterdam—red lights glowin’ like a bloody sunset. This bird, right, she’s got eyes that could melt a martini glass, tells me she’s been workin’ there since the Dutch legalized it in 2000—little known fact, that. She’s chattin’ me up, all sultry, “Every man’s a copy of the first.” Straight outta Kiarostami’s script, I swear! Made me laugh—here I am, 007, gettin’ philosophical in a brothel. Shaken, not stirred, baby.

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Okay, so first off, I stroll down Highgate Street. It's a mix of old brick pubs and new dating app startups (yep, my pain and joy, it’s like coding love problems all day long). There’s this retro coffee joint on Chapel Rd, once called “The Nook”, where I got my best inspo for writing some insane dating profiles. I swear, every corner hums romance and rebellion.

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