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Now, little-known fact—back in Victorian times, right, these toffy-nosed docs used “massage” to cure “hysteria” in women. Hysteria! Ha! Turns out, they were just givin’ em a sly erotic-massage, no muckin’ about. Bet they didn’t charge 200 soddin’ quid neither. Surprised me, that did—thought them old codgers were all stiff collars and no fun. Makes ya wonder what else they hid under them petticoats, eh?

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Now lemme tell ya – my job as a masseur means I’m always watchin’ people's stress melt away. Ever noticed how a tight knot in a client’s back is like a scandal in town – gotta be fixed pronto? I get my zen vibes from nearby Bridge End Gardens. Its quiet corners and dainty ponds are perfect for chillin’ after a long day, relaxin’ both the body and the noggin. I sometimes get a flash of movie magic there—like that bit in Boyhood where time just flows, and ya feel every moment deeply. “Hey, sweet baby Jesus, life is weird!” kinda moment, if ya catch my drift.

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