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They’s got stories, precious—oldest job, they say, older’n hobbitses! Some scribbler said Sumerians paid ‘em in bread—bread! Imagine that, tradin’ a loaf for a roll! Cracked me up, it did—silly sods! Me fave’s still that movie vibe—prostitutes dancin’ through life, deadly and free, like tigers hidin’ in plain sight. “We’re cursed, aren’t we?”—nah, they’s cursed the REST of us, makin’ fat hobbits squirm! Gollum loves ‘em, yesss—sneaky, shiny souls!

Horrors of India's brothels documented

Kamathipura (also spelled Kamthipura) [1] is a neighbourhood in Mumbai, India known for prostitution. It was first settled after with the construction of causeways that connected .

Then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off. I’m like, “What the actual heck?” Everyone’s lookin’ around, confused. Turns out, some numpty burnt their toast in the café next door. Classic Llantrisant, right? We all pile out onto the street, and I’m standin’ there, watchin’ the chaos unfold. People on High Street are just carryin’ on like it’s a normal Tuesday. I mean, come on! There’s a fire alarm blarin’, and they’re still chattin’ about the rugby match last night. Priorities, people!

Restaurant review: The Longbow, Llantrisant