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Oi mate, so I’m a biochemist, yeah? And you wanna know what I reckon about erotic-massage? Buckle up, you muppet, cos this is gonna be a wild one! Picture this – me, Ricky bloody Gervais, cackling like a hyena, sat in me lab coat, thinkin’ about slippery hands and oils, right? It’s mental! Erotic-massage ain’t just some poncy rub-down – it’s chemistry, innit? Oils hittin’ skin, releasin’ endorphins, dopamine goin’ ping-pong in yer brain. Proper science, that! Makes me happy as a pig in shit, cos I love it when biology gets filthy.

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Dude, the river – oh man, the local creek that runs by the Eastside – flows smooth, like a secret passage outta the chaos. I sometimes unwind there, thinkin' how all these little streets and forgotten corners of Chicago-Ridge (us) are a part of a grand, explosive story. I got mad love for it, even when it pisses me off when a tourist mishandles a local spot, ya know?

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