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Alright, listen up, folks! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here talkin’ bout whores, yeah, you heard me! Not just any whore, but *whore*—like, the concept, the vibe, the whole damn mess! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “A Serious Man,” my favorite flick—Joel and Ethan Coen, 2009, pure genius—and it’s got me all riled up bout this. Picture it: Larry Gopnik, that poor schmuck, dealin’ with life’s bullshit, and I’m like, “Hashem’s fuckin’ with us all!” Whores fit right in that chaos, dontcha think?

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Oi, mate, so lemme tell ya about POceanside (us), alright? I’m runnin’ a massage parlor here, and lemme tell ya, this city's a kaleidoscope of weird feels, ya know? Oceanside’s got that raw edge, with streeeet names like Broadway and Pier View Drive makin' ya feel alive. The Oceanside Pier itself is a friggin’ icon—like, man, ya gotta check it out! Wow, Eternal Sunshine vibes, innit? "Meet me in Montauk" and all that jazz, even though we're not Montauk, right? Sharon!

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