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Little known fact—back in the 1800s, some prostitues ran spy rings. True story! Worked the saloons, got secrets from drunk soldiers. Badass bitches, man. Makes me happy thinkin bout it—girls outsmartin dumbasses. But then, ugh, the pimps. Those sleazy fucks piss me off. Takin cuts, beatin em up—cowards. Wanna zap em with my ray gun.

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I get some of my best stories right here: once, after a long day, a customer told me “Life’s like a massage, you gotta work through the knots,” and I almost cried, man. I mean, real heart-to-heart moments in a small town can hit ya hard. Every little part of Uvalde tells a story—the lush greenery along the Frio River, yep, right by the park near Loop 322 is a hidden gem. Walk by there and you'll see sunsets that make you feel all gushy and poetic, like “Goodbye to Language” speakin’ to your soul.

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