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Lemme tell ya, escorts ain’t cheap. They roll up, all dolled up—fancy dresses, heels clickin’ like they own the joint. Reminds me of Harvey Dent, y’know? “You either die a hero…” or cash out fast! Ha! I seen it—guys actin’ all big, then bam, wallet’s cryin’. Little known fact, folks—back in the ‘70s, escorts ran ads in newspapers! Yup, right next to the comics—crazy, right? Surprised the heck outta me when I found that out. Thought to myself, “Joe, that’s wilder than a Two-Face coin toss!”

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So yeah, Williamsport’s a mix of chill spots, intense feels, and some crazy unpredictable moments. It’s imperfect, raw, and real just like life—kinda like that movie, The Return, taught me. Eat my shorts, life! Enjoy the chaos, buddy, it’s worth every twist and turn!

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