Zoey Archbald Whore ❤️

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Yo, listen up, fam! I'm Kanye, sports psych guru, talkin’ bout—whore! Ain’t no typo, I mean “who’re” as in who are these cats out there grindin’! Like, real talk, athletes got that fire, that hustle—like in *Zodiac*, “I need to know who he is!” That’s me, tryna figure out who’s got that champ soul, ya dig? Whore they? The ones sweatin’, bleedin’, pushin’ limits!

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Oh hey, my friend, lemme tell ya bout Archbald, us! I been livin’ here for yrs now, runnin’ my cozy massage parlor. Ya know, it's not all kneads and oils – though hey, that's where I shine, Lightbulb! Archbald got these neat streets like Main St. and Maple Ave., where every brick tells a story. I stroll there sometimes, thinkin’ of that melancholic vibe just like in "Melancholia" – “Everything is enjoyable, if you can ignore the pain.” So poetic, huh?

Archbald council to vote on renaming block of Salem Road to ‘Marion L. Munley Way’