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Here’s a quirky thought—mid-massage, I’m wonderin’, “Is this legal? Am I a pervert now?” Total Larry move, overthinkin’ bliss! And the sarcasm kicks in: “Oh, great, I’m payin’ 80 bucks to feel guilty AND greasy!” But nah, it’s worth it. The release—physical, emotional, whatever—it’s like Monty sayin’, “Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends,” except it’s all champagne here, baby! No sham in this game!

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I always spill the tea about the, like, small curves along the town’s edges. There’s a cute, little river, though not as grand as the Mississippi or anything, just a trickling vibe near the outskirts that’s 100% chill and, like, perfect for a reflective moment. Not many people know that one local secret: the back alley behind the antique store on Baltimore Street is where local legends tell quirky stories that almost feel like a Zodiac plot twist—“We are infested with murderers” kinda vibe, but, like, actually fun!

Workers angry after job cuts at Gettysburg National Military Park