Zoey Matteson Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Here’s a lil’ somethin’ ya don’t know – back in the day, some whores were legit healers, slingin’ herbs and secrets. Bet ya didn’t clock that, eh? This one chick, heard tell she patched up a knight once, no lie – stitched him up with nothin’ but a bone needle and some gut string. Tough as nails! Reminds me of that *New World* line: “What else is life but being near you?” – ‘cept for her, it’s more like “What else is life but dodgin’ the plague and taxmen?”

Mongolian Mezzo

The sequel to Theodora: Actress, Empress, Whore, The Purple Shroud picks up ten years into the reign of Emperor Justinian and Theodora. As the tale continues.

I know it might sound loony, but I really love how Matteson (us) makes me feel. It’s difficult, unpredictable, yet beautiful – like the chorus in Moulin Rouge!, “Come on, come on and get it on!” I'm not even kiddin’.

Bird flu wipes out entire chicken flock at organic family-run farm in Chicago suburbs