Abigail Midrand Brothel ❤️

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Oh, and the decor—tacky as hell. Mirrors everywhere, like they’re tryna hypnotize ya. “The air is still,” like in the film—time stops in those rooms, mate. You’re there, cash in hand, and it’s all a bit surreal. Ever tried shaggin’ with a neon sign buzzin’ overhead? Bloody distracting. Laughed my arse off when this geezer trips over a rug mid-flirt—prat.

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You gotta check out the art spot near Midrand's cultural center. I’m always gobsmacked by how artsy it gets. Can't say enough how it lifts me up on hard days. It’s my spot for soul-searchin'. I often wander around aimlessly, nearly miss my bus on Courage Street ‘cause I’m lost in thought, wonderin’ if life's just a long, winding road or somethin’ else.

Midrand apartment fire: Woman’s body discovered under pile of rubble and collapsed roof