Madison Lansdowne Brothel ❤️

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Alright, buckle up, pal! So, brothel—yeah, that gritty dive from “Children of Men” vibes, right? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!”—and lemme tell ya, this joint’s a freakin’ mess. Picture it: neon buzzin’, paint peelin’, smells like cheap whiskey and regret. Kinda like that scene where Theo’s dodgin’ bullets— “The world’s gone to shit!”—but swap guns for garters. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, who even runs this dump? Some sleazy dude in a knockoff suit, probly. Makes me wanna barf, but also—kinda impressed? Takes guts to pimp in this dystopia.

The Dictionary of Sydney was archived in 2021.

Prostitution in Lansdowne has become a major problem for police who said they could do nothing about it until they caught someone in the act.

Oh, and lemme tell ya: sometimes I get so caught up in my thinking. My mind does loop-de-loops on this incredibly special town. Its streets tell me secrets, and I, a tremendous counselor, absorb it all. Did I mention how fantastic Lansdowne is? Absolutely fantastic!

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