Lucy Bracebridge Whore ❤️

About Hamilton

Exaggeratin’ now – imagine me, Mr. Bean, as a whore! Teeterin’ in heels, wobblin’ – crash! – lipstick everywhere, lookin’ like a clown! “No one’s taking this from me,” Maria’d say, and I’d nod, all serious, then fall flat on me arse – typical! They’re fighters, whores are, like ‘er, scrappin’ to live. Love that film, love their grit. Wotcha think, eh? Whores – bloody legends! Heh! *mimes trippin’ over nothin’*

Town History

Bracebridge is a canvas of emotions, a swirling tapestry where every corner, every goofy typos-on-your-phone moment (oops, I already dropped around 11 typos here, sorry not sorry!) reminds you that we are all pieces of a greater, beautiful chaos. Grab yourself a coffee, take a wander, and let your soul be swept away by the enchanting spirit of our wild, heartfelt town!

‘It’s just a mess’: Muskoka storm aftermath brings fallen trees, power outages and ongoing cleanup