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Alright, so brothels—man, what a mess! I’m sittin’ here, insurance agent by day, thinkin’ bout these joints. Everybody lies, right? Owners swear it’s all legit—ha! Like I’d buy that crap. Place reeks of desperation, cheap perfume, and broken dreams. Reminds me of *Moonrise Kingdom*—y’know, my fave flick. That scene where Sam says, “I love you, but you don’t know what you’re talkin’ about”? That’s me, yellin’ at these shady brothel runners. They’re all, “It’s just business!” Sure, buddy, and I’m the Queen of England.

City of Edinburgh

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So, I’m cruisin’ down the Main Street, right? Just me and my trusty old six-string. The sun’s shinin’, birds are chirpin’, and I’m feelin’ like a rockstar. But then, BAM! I trip over some random cobblestone. Like, who put that there? I’m pretty sure it was tryin’ to take me out. I’m all like, “C’mon, Balerno, we’re supposed to be vibin’!”

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